Hi! My name is Philip J. Fry and I'm the founder of CRAPTM, the Campaign for the Religion of the Anchovy Pizza. With this site, I hope to enlighten you to see the glory of the most sacred Anchovy Pizza and to make you realize that, actually, it's the only option you've got.
We, here at CRAP, have grown quite tired of the world worshipping a bunch of heathen gods. We feel it is perfetcly clear that only something as mouth-wateringly delicious as the Anchovy Pizza should be elevated to godhood. And, mark my words, it will be so! Hymns shall be written, joyous songs shall be sung unto the heavens and the unbelievers shall be smitten with great ferocity.
The most holy Anchovy Pizza in all its glory!
We are sad to notice that not all of the world shares our vision. Therefore, we have made it our mandate that all those who have not yet seen the light, will be made to do so!
Our first target will be THAT GUY. We find the name of the establishment offensive for our religion and demand its immediate change. Failure to comply to this, will result in a boycott of their puny pizzas and if this, in turn, proves ineffective we won't hesitate to use more drastic measures. Suicide attacks will be utilized and even the declaring of a holy war will not be out of the question.
There is no middle solution. You are either with us or against us!
For a world full of CRAPTM!!!
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