Here at O'Zorgnax's pub we have grown tired with the media's constant promotion of talentless bands and teenager "pop idols" who wouldn't know a good song if it jumped up and kicked them in their otherwise fine-looking bottoms.

Therefore this page will help us to make the public aware of all the true artists out there who continue to create real music. Artists like the one and only Zladko "Zlad" Vladcik and his masterpiece "Electronik - Supersonik". Click here for his website and as a bonus from O'Zornax's Pub here are the thrilling lyrics to the song, not present in the official website. You will immediately note the deep lyricism and sensitivity that permeats the whole song.

Zlad in action!!!

In other news, O'Zorgnax's good friend Morbo is outraged at the results of the recent Eurovision 2005 song contest. Norwegian rock group Wig Wam who left everybody speechless with their performance of their hit single "In My Dreams" didn't manage to claim the top position as they should. Instead the Greek entry (a ridiculous patchwork of stolen riffs and retard lyrics called "My Number One") won easily, a fact that just goes to show how puny humans are not worthy of salvation. MORBO's RACE WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

If you don't know who O'Zorgnax and Morbo are then please consider the following:

• For starters visit this link

• Also I hate you

• And finally your antenna is in my crotch